This was a popular game at my forum so ill bring it here.

To play this game one person says Fortunately, dah dah dah. The next person says Unfortunately, dah dah dah. An example:

P1: Fortunately, I found $100 on the ground.
P2: Unfortunately, it was in little pieces.
P1: Fortunately, I was able to tape it back together
P2: Unfortunately, I taped it up wrong.
P1: Fortunately, I was able to sell it on Ebay for $10.
P2: Unfortunately, I lost the money.

And so on. Get it?

Unfortunately i am thirsty.

Fortunately there's a glass on the table.

Unfortunately, the glass shattered.

Fortunately, theres a plastic glass near by

unfortunately, I ate it O:

Fortunately i have another (this ones unbreakable and is too big to be eaten ^_^ )

unfortunately, it was so small it fell down the drain

Fortunately, a rat scurried out of the drain carrying it

Unfortunatly the rat ran out and a Hawk snatched it for lunch.

Fortunately the rat dropped it as it was picked up by the Hawk (don't forget its unbreakable) and it lands perfectly in place under the water faucet (which is running by the way...) and it is filled to the top and awaiting someone to drink from it to quench their thirst! ^o)

Unfortunately, the water happened to be contaminated and someone drank. :swt:

Fortunately the taste of the water was so putrid that he vomited it up shortly after drinking it

Unfortunately, the vomit drank him up instead.

Fortunatly there was another reality inside the vomit, an it is much better than ours.

Unfortunately, it just happened to be a figment of imagination.

Fortunately, this person didn't mind that it was a figment and lived there anyways

(Haha we could do "Fortunately, Majestina's post wasn't true." "Unfortunately, Jaylor's post wasn't true" etc :D)

Unfortunately, the person soon did mind. Ha! Lol.

unfortunately Majestina was dead.

fortunately she was always dead

Unfortunately, she could be reincarnated.

Fortunately, Thrall from World of Warcraft came and killed her over and over again.

unfortunately, majestina still lived after all those kills....


NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fortunatly, a cage boxed her and her attacker together...for eternity.... O.o

(I have no clue whats going on..)

You really don't. XD

Unfortunately, an alien came and then everything was back to normal.

Fortunately, the alien was super cute and something good happened.

Unfortunately, good is a relative term

Fortunately I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

Unfortunately, the alien is an evil monkey with a whip!

Fortunately the whip is made out of licoriche, and Sacerdote eats it.

Unfortuantely Sacerdote got diarhea. O.O :evil:

Fortunately Sacerdote had a lot of sand paper for butt whipe xD.

Unfortunatly it crumbled into dust

Fortunately, the dust was still usable.....that is if you don't want it to get stuck.....umm I won't go on. <_<

unfortunately there was always a backup

Fortunately the backup was lost and the dust had to be used!!! :lol:

unfortunately the wind blew it right infront of the (main character).

Fortunately I have no idea whats going on

Unfortunately, you don't, AND SHOULD! :D

fortunately I shut up Majestina =P

unfortunately i have to go. no more spamm - er I mean TALKING to my *coff* GOOD *coff louder* friends *COFFFFF*

Lol :P