basically just roleplay like you were having a secret agnet battle EXAMPLE

* bob walks in stealthily and dives under the table whipping out the pistol*

*Ismael walks behind Bob and shocks him with his DEFIBRILLATORS!*
(Defibrillator'd!)

*Runs up to Kanoga Screaming and blasts him with a magnum from point blank range.*

um..wow.

*Jaylor puts five crystals down and traps Joaquin in a crystal trap*

*Majestina kills herself out of utter confusion* :P

So, people stop fighting and then get slashed by......somebody.

Slashed by me. :D

*Jaylor jumps out of nowhere and lands near Majestina*

*Morlock turns on his auto-camoflauge belt, plants a bomb somewhere in the room (-gasp-, where?!), and sneaks to un inconspicuous spot*

@Me Jumps out of no where and throws the bomb back at Morlock =P

(I don't care if the @Me works or not xP It adds a bit more humor to it.)

*runs away from the crowd of people*

*sob and hides in a corner stroking a very sharp knife*

My precioussssss! No one will get you my preciousssss!

*Jaylor takes the knife* (lol couldn't resist)

*larry pulls down his pants and moons everyone*

*Jaylor fires a gun at him at that point*

(wow evil xD)

*Blight runs naked through the room unscathed*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~


Oh wait, we're playing secret agent, right?
*seduces the nearest girl, gets syphyllis, jumps out the 256 story window, lands on the ground with a perfect tripple-decker-twisted-pretzel-with-a-slice-of-peanut-butter-on-the-scuba dive, walks away fixing cuff links*..........*still naked*

*W.Tish puts on his Guy Fawkes mask, black nylon wig, and black outfit, pulls out one of his 8 knives, slices the bullet in half and then throws another knife down the barrel of Jaylor's gun. Begins to monologue to the stunned room:*

This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me the Witch of Tishapecfmov.

**Speech courtesy of V for Vendetta, the greatest movie ever!**

*kills everyone in the room*

*is not in the room and blows up the room with you in it (BAZOOOOOKAAAAAAAA)*

*uses secret agent powers to ride the bazooka missile through the 53rd floor window into an express train to pickering*....*with sunglasses on*

*destroys sunglasses*
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

*gets blinded by the light, falls of building backwards in slo-mo, lands on a van and somehow survives*

*and then throws an anvil at Joyce*

*gets hit in the head and walks around headless, then picks up head and adds some hinges to my neck, attach head and then throws a hammer and Jerome*

*hammer hits the anvil with some STUFF on it and then a sign that says 'success' appears over my hear and some incey-wincey knife appears*

*and then I throw the knife at Jaylor*.

Okay. So Jaylor is dead and then I throw his corpse at you! MWAHAHAHA!

I'm sorry about this Jaylor. :swt:

^maybe that's why your posts got taken down.

*I get hit by the corpse and die.*

I'm out...

*stabs the body one more time*

*comes back to life as a ZOMBEH in a... secret agent suit?*
*pokes Majestina*

Hide in shadows of the room and slowly slitting people necks killing people off 1 by 1 by 1 by 1 untill there is only 1 and makes him/her dy of fear

AAAAHHH! I've been infected by the evil zombie finger of doom!!!!!

kills zombie with uber gun that disintegrate any dead organisms

*eats the uber gun*
MMMMMMM, THE UBERNESS~

*shoots mrgogogas with is normal and unedible gun*

*comes from behind of EvilAngel and takes a butcher knife and slits his throat as he calls out for help as the bright blood squirts out like a fountain as every syllable forms in his throat, finally cuts his head off and throws the head at mrgogogas, throws vinegar and rubbing alcohol onto the wounds of EvilAngel, hoping that it makes it worse and then pours oil all over mrgogogas and burns the whole building as I escape and laugh at the fools who dared to kill each other when they knew that they'd die*

I'm sorry, was that too long?

*eats majestina*
Yummy majestina flesh AND HOW DARE YOU SLICE MY THROAT I EAT YOU AND YOU LIFELESS BODY!!!!

*punches the inside parts of EvilAngel and then rips his intestines and slits his heart open with his own ribs*

*digest majestina before she does that*

*comes out of EvilAngel's "end" and jumps out of the toilet and "AAAAH!!! EVILANGEL'S BUTT!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH" and dies*

I'm out but I still made your toilet really dirty so you have to clean it up. ;)

*comes inside*
...
...
*makes a Oo face*
*walks out, pretending he didnt see anything*

urg nasty majestina kind of poopie ewwwww