The rules are simple. You are an evil genious and that is a fact because if you werent then you wouldn't of came in because its a "Diabolical Geniouses Only Game". How do you play?

You create an invention that surpasses the other but it can't be too much better. It could be a swarm of blood thirsty robots or it could be some sort of doomsday weapon. However like any Evil Geniouses know, you cannot use your weapon to obtain victory. It is a known fact. You can only show-off and tell people what your plan is, but you cannot eliminate the person.

A game of chess if you will. Let's see how far we can actually get in terms of outbeating each other in a game of wits.

So here we go...

Citizens of earth! I have taken control of your media to bring you a disturbing announcement. Soon I will be your new ruler! Emperor if you will! I have started by taking over your nuclear arms and flooding your water streams with a nano fluid a few weeks ago. You now all posess this desiese and you will all die within a week... That is of course if you obey me and accept me as Lord Emperor Hedgie!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! :evil:

oookay o.o



"Fear My invention!! Jam made of... uh.. porings!! yes! ill rule the world with your missing theeth, you cant drink that nano water without them, thousands of millions over the dentists due cavities! bwahahaha!!!"

*static invades all systems*

Greetings citizens of the Milky Way Galaxy. I am the Tishapecfmov Witch, diabolical genious in training, and I have come to you with incredibly disturbing news. As we are talking now, there is a 3 week old can of tuna fish on sale in one of the Wal Marts accross the world. Once the tuna fish is scanned it will activate a virus I have laid in the magnetic coding strip on the side of the can. This virus will penetrate all computer mainframes accross the galaxy and bombard them with spyware, adware, and pop-ups. My plan, as I know I shouldn't tell you but the "Taking over the World for Dummies" book says I need to, is to ask all citizens of the Earth, Jupiter, Mars, and other planets larger than Pluto (you SUCK pluto), to give all of their undying allegiance to me. If you don't, I simply will not deactivate the virus. The moral of this tragically distressing tale is if you do not bow down to me, all of these coupons:



will be PERMANENTLY INVALID!!!!! As well, all sales will not be able to occur (therefore no one can buy poring jam) because no human is intelligent enough to do basic math at a grocery store!!!!!

Think about it...I'm waiting for a response!



P.S. My e-mail address is william.tish@thevillainsacademy.org
P.P.S. Contact me BEFORE the tuna is scanned because I don't want to need to rely on Snail Mail ;)

Yes, but have you invaded THE JC STATIC SYSTEM?!
*advertisement*
Do you have problems with YOUR cable TV? I know I do. That's why I use the JC static system! Because when you're stuck inside a coconut on a desert island in the middle of the Antarctic, you have much better things to do. BUT I DON'T CARE!
*advertisement*

I hope not, because if you did, there would be emus swarming around the PORING POLICE! Weeee..oooo..weee..ooo...
Because Billy Bob Jones the 3rd deposited all forms of life including chocolate milk, marshmallows, and the occasional bulldozer, I concur that I need 2874926304653!!!!!! unformatted floppy disks. However, instead of 3.5 inch floppies, I WILL USE.
A 697 GRAM BAG OF CHEETOS!
I WILL RULE THE WORLD WITH THESE FINGERS THAT ARE COVERED IN THE MONSTROSITY THAT IS CHEETOS DUST!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :angel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I will send you all to remedial french in a place that has nothing to do with taking over the world... a 7-11 WITH NO SLURPEE MACHINE! THE HORROR! AND ALL THIS IS BECAUSE...

I
HATE
SAUERKRAUT!

...and tuna.

DEATH TO TUNA!
and sauerkraut.

Oh and about that there virus which voids all of my "1 FREE INTERNET (only available while supples last at participating retailers see peper for details)" coupons...

WE ALL HATE PLUTO!

ALL HAIL THE WITCH OF TISHAPECFMOV!
...or is it?

EDIT: Whoops. Evil "geniouses" are supposed to know how to spell, right??
Then again, it DOES explain why I am using "The Idiot's Guide to Ruling the... erm... Universe! Yeah, that's it!" as my guide.

Uhh...yeah Jerome, the JC Static System... :mad:

BUT
BUT
WE PROVIDE STATIC TO THOSE WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO WATCH SNOW!
so there!
=P

WE? You mean YOU! It's the underlined JC underlined STATIC SYSTEM.

Yea, but richard works for me!

AND I WILL ANNHILIATE INDEPENDENT CONVENIENCE STORES ACROSS THE GLOBE!

muahaha. etc.

Richard = BABU = BassoonBoy.

No, it's bASSoonBoy
'cause hes an asshat!

so how do you know this?

I'm in Special French.
He's in in it.

=P

i know THAT much. anyway he sits right behind me in music...so...yeah.

Anyway...

I will destroy the world with my super powers which include eating over 1 kilo of TELEMARKETERS. Who will call your cardboard box at exactly 6:43:29 in the morning, asking if you would like to purchase 23-pack-muffins, because the baker decided to have some for breakfast. My army of near-empty pretzel bags will make you regret the day you forgot to wash your gym uniform, and will go to war with Panama. And all of this is because PANAMA MAKES DAMN GOOD HATS. Which they sell to us at an exorbitant price.

Now, my fairly-salty-near-empty pretzel bag minions... ATTACK!

Oh dear, Alvin cama along and decimated my army! THE HORROR!

Back to the asylum for me.
And have a nice.... whatever.

Alvin's name sounds like a chocolate chip muffin.

o.0
I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!~!!~!!~~!!~~!~!!!11111...
Eventually.

You'll all get old and die. And then I'll rule the world.

You'll still get old, you'll be old for the next 9999999999 years of your life, how creepy is that?

...this is why I hate pluto...everyone would KNOW everyone! DEATH TO PLUTO! ALL HAIL ME!

Not if I can help it.
I'll use a time machine and then go and make sure nobody was ever born, not even me, then we could all rot in inexistence.

Yes, but in inexistence there is existence, so if we were in inexistence then we would be existing, not inexisting. So THERE!

And witch of Tishapecmfov,
PLUTO IS INEXISTENT. Therefore it exists, and by blowing it into inexistence, you make it exist. So now no one wins. LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DOOOOOOoooooo.....

Stop acting like Elissa. :mad:

Anyway, since you're confused, I take that moment and then KEEEEEELLL YOUSE! You're dead I win, I rewrite all the laws of physics and make sure that nothing ever exists again. In other words, the world is just a blank wall of white with blank data. And no, you can't rewrite anything because I rewrote everything, making you not able to do anything except cower at a white wall!

But if the wall is completely white, where is the light coming from?
Because you can't see white if there is no light.
=P

The white paint is all light. White is a light shade...OOOOH!!!!!

White paint is available at the Home Depot for about $24.95 a can. SO the cans are everywhere, hence making the entire universe NOT QUITE WHITE.
NOT QUITE.
No... I think you get it.

i am evil be cause i am I will make people listen to this song never ending http://dojo.fi/~rancid/loituma__.swf (lol) hence make people go crazy like the numa numa dance

NOT QUITE.
BUT STILL WHITE.

people dont listen to me i quit




Secretly makes a doomsday device shooting people

*steals the device and starts commiting suicide* OH !!!! YEA!!!

steals it back meh he start shooting again

*steals it back when half in suicide* Now let me continue!

Suicide, eh?

Suicide is a cause of death, and....

Woops, wrong topic.

THAT DEVICE SHALL BE MINE! AND THEN I SHALL USE IT TO DESTORY THE WORLD USING YOUR PLANS, EXCEPT MY WAY WILL BE MORE EVIL BECAUSE IT IS PLAGIARIZED!!!!!~!~!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....*cough*...hahahaha~~*cough cough*
Oh crap, asthma attack.

i kill you with poison and take it back and continuisly shoots

*dies as the gun hits my face*
Aaah! My face isn't bulletproof!!!!
*dies but manages to pull bullet out of face and sends it at EvilAngel's face at 1000000000 km/h*

deflects it as superman did (would that kill him) destroying the bullet and flicking it back at him 2x the speed she shot it at me

This is an "ebil genious" game.
You're not being "ebil geniouses".
Start being "ebil geniouses" plish.

Yosh, but superman has a new movie, therefore it ish now eeeeleeeegal to eeeeemitate heeeeem.

i kill you and start shooting randomly in the sky hoping it lands on someones head

I catch all the bullets in a net and then flick them all at you. And then, I will rule the world with my patented BulletCatching Nets. ©®Majestina/Autumngemini/Isis Lily

i kill you then take you device and use it haha i patenteded a patented device

I come back to life and you have to pay a fine. *puts super super super poke shield on* Just in case....you never know, JEROME!

haha me and my friend made a poking game and we could charge the poke man we've been charging that poke for like 5 years it could almost destroy the earth (i know its stupid) POKES MAJESTINA BECAUSE MY POKE NEEDS A SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER poke shield