In this game, one gets to rant. You can rant about anything! From prom dress explosions to the douches that litter the TV screen! The GAME aspect is that the next post must rant about something mentioned in the previous post. A following post MUST begin with "________, eh?" (where ________ is the word that starts the rant). You're rant doesn't need to be long, as long as it is a rant!

For example:

CuisinartBlade says:
I really hate that girl from Escaflowne! If she says, "If anyone can do it, Van can!" one more time, I will KILL SOMETHING!

Witch of Tishapecfmov now has several options. He can choose to rant about hate, girls, Escaflowne, killing, etc.

Killing, eh?
[rant][/rant]

I'll begin:

You know what really grinds my gears? American stupidity. I mean look, people, how dumb do you REALLY NEED TO BE TO RE-ELECT BUSH?!?!?!? May I site a few lines from some of his speeches:
"I am the decider" --> Ok, Georgie, "DECIDER" is not a word...
"The terrorists will stop at nothing to destroy our people, neither will we." --> Um...well...<_< douche...
"We are fighting against terror and not oil!" --> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Georgie-pooh, what are you trying to prove? That you're a moron? You don't need to prove it, we all know!

And now a pleasing image from CNN:


And that, DRO, is what grinds my gears!

I hata Gaia
It's full of idiots
I don't need any examples.
Just go there.
http://gaiaonline.com
Oh, Gaia is hosted on American servers. :)

hmmm... i have an account on gaia... but so do others. those people may also have a myspace account. myspace is gay. nobody likes myspace.

Um, thread rules, anyone?

(By the way, 'decider' is a word.)

--actual post according to rules--

Grinding, eh?
I can't STAND that noise that pepper mills make - you know, the things that grind pepper? It's so squeaky! Like nails on a chalkboard, only at the dinner table! Grr! Similar salt-grinding noises are also pretty bad, but not quite to that extent.

Salt, eh?

Well, salt is sodium chloride. AND SODIUM IS BAAAAAD.
Also, it caused the stroke of my grampa and he almost died!
*GASP* Also, there is a SALT industry. PLUS, because it's sold at Wal-Mart, ITS HORRIBLE!

And THAT is what grinds my gears.

Industry, eh?
One time way back in the mists of time, I was talking about industry to someone as she drove me somewhere. And we were so into the discussion that we missed our destination by about a mile and had to go back. SO INDUSTRY GRINDS MY GEARS.

____, eh?

Blanks really grind my gears.
Because it's impossible for you to discover what that line really means.
It could even be a code, when deciphered, that could be used to destroy the world!

Leachim, don't even THINK about it.

Leahcim, eh?
I KEEP TELLING HIM TO VISIT MY MUMMY BUT DOES HE LISTEN? NO. WHY NOT? BECAUSE HE IS A FOOLISH CHILD. xD No, really, he does actually vusit Mummy a lot. But never enough. ;_; She needs more evil overlords to brighten her existence with watery spray.

What grinds my gears...the world.

What grinds my gears? A long, epic story.

What grinds my gears? PEOPLE NOT FOLLOWING THE THREAD RULES! IT IS STILL THE FIRST PAGE DAHLINGS! THE RULES ARE UP AT THE TOP IN THAT WONDERFUL CONSTRUCTION KNOWN AS AN OPENING POST! <_<

What grinds my gears is YOU! Whoever is reading this...uhh no...just joking. What grinds my gears is when people get mad at me.

Getting mad at you, eh?
Like I am right now because you aren't following the proper format of the thread? <_<

People, eh?

PEOPLE ARE THE BANE OF HUMANITY.
THEY ARE KILLING THE PLANET.
WHICH HAS PORINGS.
If you massacre porings, you are so MEEEEEEAAANNN!

Porings, eh?
ONE OF THEM TRIED TO RAPE ME ONCE. T_T

Rape, eh?

Rape is a crime, and crime is bad.
That REALLY grinds my gears.

crime, eh?

The ignorance of people committing these crimes really makes me angry! Afterall, why are there RULES? Rules are there to ensure that order and law are maintained. Even evil has rules. They may be warped, slightly, but the basis of honor is still there.
That brings me to another thing that grinds my gears! EVIL IN THE MEDIA. Modern Television and Movies portray evil in a terrible way. Villains are just so...utterly STUPID! I mean, come on! How many times do they need to be defeated before realising that monologuing or overly-creative means of murder DO NOT WORK! They only open up methods for the "Hero" to win! Come on, media, portray evil properly! Our side may be evil but we are far from stupid! I mean, read Tales from the Dark King! (buried in Fan Fictions and Pictures)! THAT is what grinds my gears!

Rules, eh?

Forsaken DAMNED RULES. Always there to importun us. Just the other day while my friend was kissing his girl friend, a teacher told them to stop it, so they stayed in a hugging position. Then, the teacher TOLD EM TO SEPARATE! Okay, they just held hands. NOW THE IDIOTIC TEACHER TOLD HER TO DROP THAT TOO. Well, that rewarded her with a go to hell from me, my friend and his girlfriend :)

Homework grinds my gears. And the fact that I don't have wireless internet to play RO in class.


PS: DING 200 POSTS! In like 3 days of posting... O.o

You mean...Non-Computers class. Nothing is stopping you in computers! lolz

Anywho...

Wireless, eh?
Whats with this new age balogna about wireless and wifi! I simply dont understand it. It is just another reason for people to lug their laptops around everywhere causing the world to become even MORE antisocial than it already is! And on top of that, if cell phones cause car accidents, imagine what will happen when cities become WIRELESS INTERNET HUBS!

The world will end soon!

Yeah, we talked about that one day in Computers. Too bad Mrs Yearwood's a year and a half behind the times... That Downtown-wide wireless network has been in various stages of planning for at least a year now.

Wireless network, eh?

Wireless networks are crap. Last time I went to a coffee shop, the reception was so bad, it was bad. Also, I had to play SOLITAIRE because there was no Internet with which to play RO.

And THAT is what grinds my gears.

Solitaire, eh?
I suck at it. T_T
And that's what grinds my gears.

Depression grinds my gears, so does I.

Depression, eh?

DEPRESSION IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF DEPRESSION.
AND DEPRESSION LEADS TO SUICIDE WHICH LEADS TO DEATH WHICH IS WHAT HAPPENS TO LEMMINGS WHEN THEY GO JUMP OFF CLIFFS AND LEMMINGS ARE WHAT HAPPEN WHEN MICE ESCAPE FROM THE ASYLUM.

And THAT is what REALLY grinds my gears.

Life grinds my gears it just pisses me off

Life is not an 'it', life is YOU. You are life, I am life, mrgogogas is life, Jaylor is life, Hedgie is life, Kioushan is life *names everyone else* is life. We are all little packets of life trying our hardest to fail life and ourselves or trying our hardest to make it to the end. If you want to fail life, you've failed yourself, if you failed yourself, there's no point in living. So go ahead and commit suicide. < - Not to you EvilAngel, but to all the people who are suicidal, not including me because, I'm obviously not suicidal... :unsure:

oooooooookay? ummmm fruit grinds my gears they make my mouth itchy does that work???

majestina's hugeass sig grinds my gears

Gears, huh?
Well
GEARS GRIND MY GEARS BECAUSE THAT STATEMENT CONTRADICTS ITSELF! Or does it?
They're all metal-ish and spiky, and if you are a nerd who likes gears, they will latch onto your pocket protector and crush you in between them!
.......................
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And that's how you make nerd purée.
Or is it pureé?

Nerds, eh (hehe canadian way lol)

Nerds grind myy gears with the huge ass glassses and pants up to their stomach its just uhhh stupid

dRO grinds my gears for no reason because my computer's running out of space so I can't download it and I'm too lazy to do anything because I'm just a lazy person and laziness grinds my gears too.

Computers, eh

Computer grinds my gear because my moniter is F***ed up so im using my sisters laptop

dRO grinds my gears. Yay...

Yey,eh
Yey grinds my gears because it shows happiness

majestina stop saying randome stuff

What grinds my gears is when people can't talk properly. 'Lyk dis I meen lyk wut da fauk is goin down lyk srsly duds'.

People grind my gears because before people came on earth, everything was okay. BUT NOW IT'S NOT. Yes, I am indeed criticizing myself, as well as every other person on the planet. Live with it.

YOU GRIND MY GEARS CRITIZING ME AND PEOPLE

What grinds my gears is phlegm. I mean seriously!!!

majestina's spam grinds my gears... it actually pisses me off so much that i tend to avoid the forum games section now :/