I play this game with my WoW guild.

RULES:

Everyone has to think of a reason to ban the person who posts above them.

I obviously can't start, because nobody's above me.

WAIT! YES I CAN!

I BAN dRO BECAUSE ITS BANNER IS TEH AWSUM!

this game could bring a bad ending sire. Just a heads up

I ban Saga for being a joy-kill. LOLZ.

Also, the playing of this game is undertaken with the understanding that this is a FORUM GAME. NOT A OMGBANTEHASSWHOKS'D ME LOLOLOLOLZ game.

Ban Drayke because his sig is routinely longer than his posts and that != cool.

Of course I'm a complete hypocrite here, but still. :P

I ban Miera from being a lazy person and not going to school. Ever.

Everyone else is IN CUBA RIGHT NOW LOLZ. Nobody wants me to be at school. :P

I ban Drayke for... uh... thinking he's more awesome than me. ^^

I ban Miera for not going to cuba and therefore allowing me to surpass her in forum posts.

SUX2BHER THO! LOLOLOLZ

Bugger off. >_> I'm staying home from the trip to look after my morbid invalid of a mother.

I ban Drayke for having too damn many userbars.

I ban Miera for mocking teh uberbars.

I ban Drayke for having nine hundred fewer posts than me.

I ban Miera for living.

OMGPWNEDINTHEFACE!

I ban Drayke because he likes being sodomized by horses.

OMGPWNEDINTHEBUTT!

I ban Miera for suggesting that. That kinda shit punctures colons.

I ban Drayke for trying to hide his oft-punctured colon from the world. :P

I ban Meira for helping take over my posts in the forum games.
GRRRR

I ban mrgogogas for all the pokes.

I ban mrgogas for misspelling my name. GRR.
[ edit ] I ban Majestina because her name makes it seem like she's royalty and impersonating royalty is probably a crime somewhere.

I ban Miera for not replying to me

I ban the both of you for replying so fast.

I ban Miera for continuing about this ass-puncturage.
And my colon is in me. Not exposed unless a biopsy is undertaken.

I ban Majestina for being editslow and mrgogas for being postslow. AND DRAYKE FOR BEING UTTERLY OWNED.

I ban Drayke for the huge sig

I ban Drayke for his excessive use of 1337.

Majestina for being slow on the uptake. *editzorz* wow, I'm outta here. happy threading kiddies.

I ban Miera for banning Maj.

I ban Drayke for banning me.
OK I LIED I AM STILL HERE. LA.
[ edit ] w00t, not sarnathed!

I ban Miera for not banning me!

I ban Miera because she has a hard to spell name.
And Majestina for replying before me.

I BAN YOU FOR NOT BANNING ME!

I ban you for not reading edits.

I ban Maj for... um... being too cool. *edit* Damn. I ban mrgogas for quick posting.

I ban Miera for calling me 'Maj'.

I ban Maj for having too long a name.

I ban you for complaining.

I ban you for complaining about my complaining.

I ban the both of you for having a complaint war.

I BAN YOU FOR CREATING A TEMPORAL RIFT THAT MAY TEAR THE SHIP APART!

i ban you for using caps.

I ban you for being small. [ edit ] That was directed at Drayke. I ban Majestina for being purple.

I ban Miera for not even playing RO.