ok. this is a fun GAME played on message boards. the theme is simple. one person starts, and everyone tries to post something that will beat him
EXAMPLE:

1st person: I am man

2nd person: i am an elephant. i sit on you.

3rd person: I am a poacher. i kill you.

etc. at infinitum.

also, there are some RULES::

1. No Gods. (that includes ALL religeons, both current and past)

2. No Minor Gods (incase u wanted to cheat the above rule)

3. No unbeatable things (this includes "Uber tiny lethal undestructable nano-rocks")

4. Remember, this is JUST A GAME!!! do NOT take offence at whatever was said.

Start:

I am a squirrel

I am a Cat. I lick you :P

i am a cute little girl. i hug you :lol:

did this die already?

im a tank i smash teh girl

I am a moose. I sit in front of the tank.

im the spiked wheels witch stop the tank from tipping over

im an atomic bomb that blows everything away

I'm a cockroach, and everyone knows cockroaches can survive an atomic blast :D

Im the exterminator

I'm the gas mask that doesn't work

I'm the anvil that falls on the gas mask and crushes it.

Im the melting Fire that melts the anvil

I'm the Water Yoshi that breathes water all over the fire, putting it out (go figure)

Im mario who drives you off a clif

I'm bowser who FINALLY shmooshes you

Im princess peach who gets fed up with you and bitch slpas you down

I'm Cthulhu, I eat you.

I'm the glitched game that erases the sprite data of all the characters.

I'm saga who comes and fixes it all

Im the guy who combines your two posts and then destroys them together

I'm still Cthulhu and I still eat you. :P

im the jibberish destroyer

I'm Leahcim (world exploding in the background) and I eat you

Edit: okay, this can apply to nuke too lol

I'm Kiazhriel and I kick you out of my domain. :P

I am some random little mouse that comes and speenatches you. (go figure, I wasn't sure how to beat Kiazhriel)

I am the English language and I reject you for performing an action that does not exist.

i am the teacher and i change the english

I am the princepal, I fire the teacher.

good one, but im the superintendent and i fire YOU!

im a butt and i fart and then u die in stinkiness

I am a kinky gay dude with a HUGE butt-plug. (I'm not going to finish, but you know where this is going)

time machine goes back in time to beginning of post

im teh guy who reminds you that your not allowed to do any super unbeatable things

im the guy that slaps you

im the woman who beats up the man

*implodes into... A BLACK HOLE!!*

I'm a white hole. I cancel you out.

i am a meta-physisist. i disprove both of yuo