An unending battle rap topic! Forget everything about respect here and try to diss the person that posted before you!

Try to be original and funny.

Insulting the other person while rhyming is the point of the game! But that's all it is, a game. Don't take the insults seriously.

Don't be shy! I'm not a good rapper at all myself, so you don't have to be either in order to participate. Try to sound confident and boisterous, as if you were trying to prove to be the greatest.

So i'll shout my challenge;


Alright y'all gamers, I don't mean to boast,
But I was the one who's been peeing on your toast!
I'm sure you little suckaz have no idea how to rhyme,
So come on and try to diss me, I'll beat you every time!
And even if you did, would you know how to battle?
Having just one is like having no horse and just a saddle!
I pity the kid who's gonna come here and try to post,
Cause I'ma break that person's legs for washing up on MY coast!
Now please excuse me, I'm gonna take a rest.
You know...It ain't always easy being the very best.

historians agree that the word "rap" is actually a typo, but have not decided what it is a typo of. the two most common theories are
--> it's missing a "C" to spell the word "Crap" as in "Fecal Matter"
OOOR
--> it's missing an "E" to spell the word "Rape" as in "Aural Rape" or forcible penetration of the ear.
while we debate, hundreds of black guys get rich off pretending to get shot.

Agreed.

Hey cuisi, i lol'd

AAAAAAaawwwwwwww, and Dal took himself so seriously too. ^^

okay okay, i'll quote a friend of mine from another rap battle

thank you

Hello im jack
I travel in packs
I get slushis at Mac's
this thing is pissing me off to the max

and thats all folks

Does it hafta f-in' rhyme
And does it have to make sense
So I think that it is time
For this rap to commence
Oh damn I can't think of my words anymore
I think that's a line knocking at my door
So I'll be right back, I'll be right back
Ahh, it's the zombie burger, he's come to attack
He spits out some ketchup on the floor and says
'Why the hell are you on dRO?
I'd rather be dying, sleeping, or even eating Pez!
I'm saying all this to you 'cause my beef's on an overflow'
And then I start swearing, cowering, throwing books
Yet that burger keeps comin', he's comin' aaaah!

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What the hell was that?

this is a wierd game
its all the same
but games keep me sane
thats why im insane

So why the hell are you posting for
What's the point when you could make sense
Is it time already to knock on stupidity's door
Oh yeah, I forgot you're too immense
You wouldn't even fit through air because you're so fat
You're so heavy that you killed your cat
And its ghost came back to haunt you but
You were so fat so it licked your butt
And cried out loud even though it could go through you
It's just that you were so fat, it was just like poo
And then one day when you finally died, you fell down to hell
Because God couldn't pick you up
Your ghost with the devil, constantly dying
All these ghosty kids, you've always been eyeing
They look at you as you lose all that fat
Then guess what happened? Look where you're at
You open your eyes but then you're too skinny to move
Oh my god, you ain't fat
But you die in exhaustion, pain and no more food
I guess you could've exercised or even moved

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I'll shut up now. :swt:

Oh Majestina, you're oh so funny,
raping like a pro who's in dah moneh.
You can't touch tonkie cuase I is teh best,
Brushing off your rhymes, right off my chest.

My name is Tonkie and I'm feelin oh so fantastic...
as I roll down the block in my 87... CAPRICE CLASSIC!

ROFL!!!!

Tonk

P.S. - Ignore Cuisi and Tish... rap battling is teh shitz.
Thanks Dal!

y0 tonkie
you're really wonky
you think you'se all dat
but i sh00t you wit ma gat
i'm da phreak
i eat geek
for breakfast with 0j
and toast while reading the paper on MJ
so br0tha, don't hate
appreciate

Cuisi...
Your words are weak, you white geek,
I hope this strikes to your very core,
Tonkie is realing so much more,
I'll punch you right in the face... POW!

WHERE THE F**K IS THE GUNSLINGER CLASS NOW!?

SUCKA!

Tonk

Yo Tonkie u wham,
U juz love men
Es pecially when they shake their booty ass
Though racsu has said u dun love bum
We'd all know u still love a good hump
So get out of here!
*Bump bump bump!*

rofl dis is fun

Yo Kai it's to bad you missed the point,
You need to rhyme in this Spike Lee Joint,
I've never bummed men, that's yesterdays news,
The only thing I'd do to you would be to give you a bruise,
Better back off Kai, you dairy queen,
Your SinX is Pink, so you ain't dat MEAN! xD

What the f*** is going on
If you don't shut up now
I'll kill your mom
And then I'll throw a cheeseburger at you kapow
Dripping hot cheese all over your head
No wonder you mother wished that you were dead

I dont know how to rap
but i know how to bust a cap
in the big ass ass
my bullet is made of glass

haha im so stupid

A big ass ass?

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EvilAngel you can't rap
You suck so much I could beat all the cr*p
Out of you
You're just like poo
So I'll give you some Glade
And I'm gunna persuade
You to use some shampoo
Soap or even water
And it better make you look hotter.

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I'm losing my creativity and it's all because I'm listening to Monster Hospital by Metric. *cries*

Oo

I shall have nothing to do with this forum game.
.................
*laughs hysterically*
......
*deletes post*
:swt:

im just makeing sh*t up

Mrgogogas you look like an ass
You're so stupid that you couldn't even pass
EvilAngel you can't rap as bad as you look
So get ready to crack open rap books

theres rap books?

They better make rap books for peeps like you
Because you stink at rapping just like poo
And poo is you because you stink so much
That even poo itself would think of you all dirty and such

poo dont gots minds

You think poo don't got minds then
Then you don't have a mind cuz
You are a poo
And so whatcha gunna do when
The poo comes for you

thats mean

Sorry but you said I shouldn't post for 20 minutes. :(
EvilAngel is here
And the battle rap is near
The end
Even though it says 'unending'
We know that you'd be sending
Your complaints
And your heartaches
For the Unending battle rap

we should end this

So Jaylor or Immu, whoever is reading this
Please close this board
Or I'll start to dis
You all people behind the keyboard
Complain with me
Whine whine whine
So we can be
Fine
And we'll have a new rap
Called the Ending Battle rap

This rap battle is so gay
it really should end today
Majestina is having so much fun
This topic should be done
so please close this topic
because its really making me sick

You think I'm havin' so much fun
But I'm not because
Of this f***in' lag that's begun
So don't accuse me of havin' fun
Because this game is over and done
So we'll keep on talkin'
Like da way we're all walkin'
Over on the streets and say
"Go to hell" everyday
So do you think I'm really havin' so much fun
This boringness has just begun

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:lol: <_< :mad:

you know what i noticed i acually made one good one

Quit your babbling
Stop your quabbling
If that isn't a word
I dunno what is
Have you misheard
I dunno what your butt is

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This went the wrong way...

Im EvilAngel and i say sup
so Majestina shut up
Ill die in this rap
so you just take a nap

XP

Your parents left, you became lost and never found
All these hoboes beat you to the ground
You'd say, "Could you spare a dime?"
"I swear this will be the last time..."
They'd beat you up and throw you away
You'd go through this every single day
Your misery in the hands of you
It's time you began to act like poo

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Uhh, just the battle rap, I don't mean it.

lol your good at this

EvilAngel - you gotta say something
I know you can't write, but try to sing
Sing out your love for stupid.ca
Time's wastin' away

[ I <3 Prisoners of Today ]

ok i will try
but i would most likely die
oh mah gawd i am so bad
this game is making me sad

You can't sing can you
Your voice sounding like poo
Poo is like you
And I hate your voice too

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Man that was LAME.

Ha even mine was better
my word wern't that lame
You shall die by my letters
this isn't the same
its not nice to be mean
i should stop this machine

All you say is the same thing over again
And you little lame thing keeps posting again
So start writing better raps and rhymes
Because I've beaten you one too many times