I have ascertained the cause of the diabolical... thing... known as the common cold. No, not really. The following is the first coupla sentences in the random string of gibberish / essay that I wrote in English class when I was supposed to be writing about George Orwell. The guy's brilliant, but damn, I hate analyzing his works.
The Theory of the Common Cold
In recent times, many people have come down with some sort of malicious virus / infection / disease that we, the people of planet Earth, know simply as... "The Cold".
*insert dramatic MIDI file here*
The name of this medical condition is extremely imposing.
(Sadly, I have to finish my George Orwell stuff. I'll post the rest later, kthx.)
Well...very interesting? :P
It's source comes from butter, margarine, and other things like that, as he inferred in history class with Dr. Harkinson.
Apparently, they're all easily spreadable.