Umm... so, this is a game involving the creation of your own death. It's fun. Especially if you are a sadist?

In the first part of your post, you type how what the person above you put in the second part of their post kills them. It must have something to do with their object. Then in the second part of your post type the name of an object. For example.

Meat sack 1:
(Insert death of some sort here.)

Object: Raw fish.



Meat sack 2:
You drop the fish, which lands right where you are stepping. You slip on it and fall right in front of a speeding vehicle.

Object: Dust pan.

Hmmm... So the item will be a poring?

Um not sure but I will try.

The poring jumps out from behind a tree and attacks you without warning! (You being a novice and all its quite scary...hehe)

Object: Water Bottle.

P.S.

My 1000 post!!! woo hoo

I drown while drinking the water

Cake

You were baking a cake when by accident you poured in a small amount of rat poison. You, thinking that it was only a small amount and couldn't affect you in any way, eat the cake. You soon become sick and die.

Manga

You get caught watching dirty manga, (jacking off) and decide to suicide to save yourself from the humiliation.

Computer

A computer falls from the sky and crushes you.


Waffle iron

You're baking waffles <do you bake waffles?> using the waffle iron, when it clamps down on your hand. In pain, you try to shake the iron off but when it finally opens, hot waffle mix pours over your body and then the waffle iron flies in the air and hits you in the face. Since your parents/family were away at the time, no one was there to call an ambulance, so you were left there unconcious with a waffle iron slowly burning your head. When your parents arrive home, you are dead.

a sponge

You swallow the sponge and it soaks up all the liquid in your body and you die.

DVD

You're opening a dvd case when suddenly a zombie bursts from the ground and slaps the dvd case out of your hands. As you wonder how the zombie was relevant, the dvd flies out and slices through your jugular, causing you to die a slow and painful death.

A plunger

While plunging the clogged toilet. THE SHIT MONSTER attacks you. Drags you down to his SHIT LAIR, and kills you. (Dont remember from what movie is this SHIT MONSTER)

Book

A sage pulls out a unabridged version of the Harry Potter series and smashes you to a pulp with it.

Stapler

You staple yourself in the eye causing you to bleed to death.

Piano Key.

You are walking in a seemingly haunted house. You happen across a dusty, old piano and you tap a random key. The piano then begins playing a jazzified version of the Entertainer, and upon finishing, it rapidly fires piano keys at you. Several of the keys rip through your flesh, causing you to bleed to death while the piano begins to play Fur Elise, only 100 times faster than it should be played.

Pencil Sharpener

While sharpening your pencil one day before a very important test, you feel a little resistance against your pencil. All of the sudden a shard of you pencil pierces your skull instantly killing you by lodging itself into your brain.

Sharpie

You sniff sharpies until you die.

Net Flix.

While opening your NetFlix movie envelope one day notice a strange white powder. Ignoring everything your Science teachers ever taught you, you tasted the strange white powder only to discover it was anthrax.

Left Shoe.

I hit you in the face repeatedly with my left shoe and you die.

Box.

A metal box falls from the sky and crushes you.

Fluff of cotton

You choke on a fluff of cotton, how on EARTH did you get it IN there?

Chess

You are playing chess, when suddenly, a giant rook bursts from the ground, turns into a marble golem, and smashes you to a pulp.

Tuna

You prepare a tuna sandwich when you find out; NO MIRACLE WHIP. You suicide with a gun.

DS

You have recently purchased the pokemon game for DS and devote your entire time to it. Not taking any breaks for washroom, meals or beverages. You die of starvation and some sickness which comes from a lack of hygiene.

Cowboy hat

You are wearing a two-gallon cowboy hat, when suddenly the hat fills itself with two gallons of a random, ridiculously heavy liquid, crushing you with its weight.

Nerf Gun

You are playing Nerf Wars with your crew of bestest friends when all of the sudden you are face to face with the enemy team. They push your team far back into their territory when all of the sudden a rouge 4x4 runs you over.

Also, the other team won :(

Santa Hat

You decide to put on your santa hat, when suddenly, the hat develops barbed teeth and rips off your head.

Bandage

Your bandage fails to stop the blood. You DIE.

F6

I shoot the F6 key at you and it manages to push your nose bones into your brain.

Mouse Ball.

If mis-works so you shake the mouse in frustrationand it XPLODES. Why? Dunno

YOu didn't post something to kill you and the mouse just exploded it didnt kill me so i guess YOU die in the explosion

Pen.

You are sitting in class listening to your teacher lecture. You currently have a ball point pen in your mouth. The ramblings from your teacher causes you to become extremely drowsy, and you soon fall asleep. Your head falls forward onto your desk with the pen still sticking out of your mouth. The pen slams into the desk and shoots up into your brain.

Hammock

That death might be probable slighlty. At least serious injury.

Sleeping in your hammock you tip over and forgot you ever over the grand canyon. Not the greatest Idea..

@Gohan, I often forget to put a work :P I always edit it in :P


Coffee

You spill your boiling hot coffee on yourself and it eats through you like acid.


Coke Bottle Cap

You are chewing on the coke bottle top and you swallow it causing you to vomit but since its in your wind pipe you choke on your own vomit.

CD case.

You open your CD case and it ends up empty. Your life depended on the files that were on it. So to save yourself from torture, you suicide.

Paper Cut

The paper cut tears so deeply not the tendons and nerves of your arm. You try and fix it yourself and get an infection later on that stops your heart.

Hm...I'm just gonna go with what I hope for you to pick.

You plunge the warhammer into your chest. Blood flows freely from your shattered torso. You die miserably.

Accordian

I smash your head in with an accordion!

Bush

Bush nukes yo ass. You saw it coming.

Cup of Tea

haha I meant that like a bush, not THE bush

You burn your insides when you drink really hot tea.

A simple bush hehe

I know you did :P

A simple bush from payon shoots your arse with a dart. POISON DART WTF?! your now D-E-D! DEAD!

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