I forgot where I heard it but in certain places they are starting to ban Microwaveable popcorn, and I think it's in San Fransisco along with bottled water. I live for both! Sadly, I'm going to be living there so they better not get rid of it or help me god I'm going to woop some ass.

KILL THE MICROWAVE ITS A WITCH!
I one burnt chicken soup in it =o3

I enjoy my old microwave and the gamma rays it side-produces. Keep the mutations coming!

Tonk

Okay microwaves, but why ban bottled water? It doesn't have fluoride like tap water, but it's still a good way to hydrate yourself

It's simple Jay really... San Fran has caught on to the government conspiracy that bottled water plants are using their product to disperse nano-machines capable of tracking our every movement. This of course, is all thanks to a tip from the Govinator... without his support in fighting these machines we'd all be done for.

It wasn't long until the president's secret agents attempted to kill Tonkie for knowing the darkest of secrets known to modern day man, but with swift motion of a sawed off shotgun, Arnold Swatzinegger, the Governor of California comes to the rescue, killing each secret-agent one-by-one with his shotgun. Thereafter, men lay dead on the floor as the Governor turns around, cocking his shotgun in a vertical flipping motion, he exclaims in a serious nonchalant voice "I'll be back".

The plastic in the bottles isn't safe. Trust me on that. I read it in Maclean's.

Plus, the water has to be driven around in trucks, so in reality, you're paying for gas, refrigeration, and plastic, instead of water...

IF YOU DRINK BOTTLED WATER, YOU'RE A TERRORIST!

What does this really have to do with? Does it have anything to do with E-Coli or is it all a big joke?

I STARTED BUILDING A BOMB SHELTER IN MY BACK YARD YOU GUYS SHOULD DO THE SAME! TERRORISM IS EVERYWHERE!!!

i loled, and no... it's to protect the environment apparently. Sure, let's all drink our own urine when we get thirsty because I'll be damned if i have to drink from the park fountain. At least I would think urine is safer.

Frisco is home for the queers. It's apparent why the f**k those guys are trying to help the environment. Lol. And tonk, a bomb shelter isn't going to stop you friend Ahmed from asking if he could see you bomb shelter form the inside then asking you for a glass of water and then when you turn around, DETONATE!

-_- California is home of the hippies. Of course things like this would be going on there......

I bet if you convince one of the hippies that the trees are emitting green house emissions they will cut down every tree in the state. Stupid hippies.

I love my microwave

That plastic thing could be true, but on the other hand. Every thing that's bottled in plastic should be banned if it is true.

But the other part, about not paying for water, but only for transport and the bottles etc, that made no sense. First of all, that water gets purified and manufactured, wich you pay for, basically that means paying for the water aswell. Second, why on earth would this have anything to do with banning it? Coke and fanta get bottled and transported to you know? Just like alot of other drinks.

Am i missing your point here, or did you really just blabber that out?

-_-;

Your logic is terrible and I'm a 'hippy' myself...

YOU SAY YOU WANT A REVOLUTIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Water is effin' cheap either way. If you go to an actual pump like the kind you put quarters into, it's way cheaper. That goes to show how the packaging and shipping and skuzz is really all you're paying for. I can get over ten gallons for only 75 cents or that Glacier water shit. My favorite is the one that's in that big windmill thing though :3. It always draws my attention.

So whats so harmful about microwaves now?

Also Tonkie I don't get the reference to your microwave produces gamma radiation, as microwaves are on the other side of the spectrum...

Seriously....Why Nuke? Why?