OK I'm remaking this classic. Heres how it goes, you do this:

^ Description about something about the person who posted above you
< Something about you
v A guess on something about them

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I'll start

^ Is No one
< Is Not No One
v Is A cool poster

^ :(
< I object to this thread. The title isn't cool enough.
v Is Jay and will let ME do this thread instead

^ Is begging to redo the thread
< is sad about losing the old forums
v is too

^ Got Sarnath'd
< Uses too much Tingspeak
v Has no idea what I'm talking about

^ Maybe
< Insane
V Insane?

^ butted in front of me
< knows what Miera's talking about
v doesn't

^ Will unlock the real upleftdown IMMEDIATELY :(
< Is very sad about its being dead
v Doesn't give a whit and is a meanie

^ Wants her topic open even though there's nothing wrong with this one -_-
< Will not reopen it, this one's fine :blobyay:
v doesn't care which topic it is

^ Is Right
< Doesnt Care
V Isnt a Meanie

^ :/
< :/
v :/

^ :/
< feels dead.......
v uhh.... NINJA!!!! :ph43r:

^ tired
< tired
v tired

^ Yuhuan
< Sleepy, not tired
v Is being pointed at by a lower case V

^ is correct
< wants more posts!
v doesn't vare about my lost post count :(

^ Awww :(

< LUEser

v Non-LUEser

^ yea
< Has the highest post count ^^
V Has a lower post count then me?

^ Would be Right about a lower Post count :swt:
< Is really tired right now
v Wants to make me feel better by giving me countless amounts of Pocky! ~num num num~ :F

^ is a kitty
< leaving dro soon
v will not miss me

^ Is important to her
< Fairly worried about Philo cause she doesn't think he should leave
v Will be Happy

^ is happy
< will miss you all
v doesnt know who i am

^ Knows who he is XD
< Tired of Class xX'
v Wants to steal her away from here so she can do somethin' else XD

^ only will if she helps me get out of my class
< exhausted
v likes little toys

^ Does talk to meh much
< Spammer
v General all around cool guy

^ Totally right
< Also a spammer
V Spamalama?

^ loves spam
< doesn't
v is spamming again

^ Totally
< Super Loves Spam
V Hmmm?

^ owns spam
< owns more spam than nuke
v doesnt own spam at all

^ Is Wrong
< Owns all spam on the forums
V Spammioty?

^ is even MORE wrong
< REALLY owns all the spam
V will bow down to the greatness that is ME

^ greatness that is her
< *bows*
v bow before the greatness

^ Good joke
< Doesnt make good jokes
V Who are you?

^ is BLASPHEMOUS
< really IS the greatness
V KNOWS OF THE TRUE POWER OF THE GREATNESS

^ Nope
< Yep
V Maybe?

^ One-word descs
< Uses three words
v Might do also

^ I might do
< I did do
V will kinda do?

^
< ^__^
v

^ HMM
< HM
V H?

^ want you to stop spamming
< is tired
v loves me

^ pfft
< isnt tired
V hmmmmmmm

^
< made the monkey signs
v will no longer spam, because of the monkeys!